My favorite magazine of the year, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is out!
My sister and I both predicted Anne V, who is dating Maroon 5 's front man, Adam Levine, to be on the cover this year.
My second guess on who was going to be on the cover was Irina, the cover girl, even though I am not fan of her overly done lips and breasts. She is dating a soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo. She made some news headlines when she claimed to have never taken clothes off, even she appeared nude in GQ Spain magazine. She said she was wearing lingerie, and the editor of the magazine photoshopped her to make it look like she posed naked.
My third guess was Christine Teigen, who is currently dating John Legend. She has a gorgeous body, but has the typical giant Thai nose. She is half Norwegian and half Thai. and I really do not believe any Asian would make the cover of Sports Illustrated. Do not sue me for racial discrimination, I AM Asian, I don't think we are that photogenic.
The reasons for these guesses come from the past editions.

The 2010 cover girl, Brooklyn Decker is married to a tennis star, Andy Roddick. Yes, I do admit she is a pretty girl, but she has wide hips or pelvis for a 23-year-old who has never given birth. They kind of look like my hips, which bore two children. Of course, she has way less fat on the belly than mine, if any.

As you can see, in order to be on the cover, they not only need to be famous and gorgeous, but they also have to have high-profile relationships with famous people.
Even though I did not guess it right, I am still so happy this edition is out. Do not get me wrong, I am not gay. Just like people enjoy beautiful scenery, I enjoy watching beautiful women. They are good on my eyes and also, give me motivation to lose weight.
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